Aidsler
Euphemism for an otherwise useless person or crum, who happens to be extra annoying all of the time or even just at that moment - to the extent of wishing "the aids" on them or just giving them the "cancer-whammy" for a few seconds.
Goddammit Jody, if you try to raise your hourly rate again, I'm going to fucking murder you. Stop being such an Aidsler.