AIDS of the throat
Noun. Symptom of a really bad cold that results in your throat being sore, and a hoarse voice resembling a smoker who's been smoking for 20 years. This term is used in only extreme cases, when your throat feels so bad that it's nowhere as near as sore as a normal cold.
Person 1: Man, you sound awful. Whats up with you?
Person 2: I frickin' have AIDS of the throat now shuttup!
Person 2: I frickin' have AIDS of the throat now shuttup!