Cumsock licker gambit
It is an opening in chess where you sacrifice your king for queen to checkmate the bishop. This has been used by grandmasters through out the century, grandmasters who use this openings are Magnus Carlsen, Emory Tate, and etc.
Opponent: OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST USE THE "Cumsock licker gambit", MAN IM SO DONE FOR!!
You: Checkmate mofo......
You: Checkmate mofo......