Cumspiracy

A student arrives at his dorm with a few of his friends after classes. He drops his things on the floor and sees his computer chair covered in semen. He knows he didn't masturbate that morning, so he looks at his friends.

"Who the fuck did this?!"
None of them answered.
"It's a cumspiracy." one of them whispered.

Let's rape that beyotch. If we get caught we'll tell them it was a cumspiracy so we all get the blame.