14th General Order of a Sentry
You shan't poop on the poopdeck
"Cadet, what is the 14th General Order of a Sentry?"
"Sir, the 14th General Order of a Sentry is, You shan't poop on the poopdeck, Sir!"
"Sir, the 14th General Order of a Sentry is, You shan't poop on the poopdeck, Sir!"