cumvase
A vase that holds your ejaculate until you are ready to dispose of it.
Got a huge vase with some fake plants in it from a girl I worked with, it became my official "cumvase". There was about 2 inches worth in there by the time I moved out. Saved a lot on buying paper towels though, which was my previous disposal method.
And yes, I left it there. In a closet.
And yes, I left it there. In a closet.