cunstipated
When a woman is unable to climax
I'm so horny, but I just can't cum. I'm just cunstipated.
cunstipation
The act of a female missing their period.
"Bitch, you got cunstipation?! I'm too young to be a father!"
Cunstipated
When a woman is a absolutely pretentious twat stain, and makes others feel inadequate about themselves.
Amelia: what the hell is her problem? Is she, like, a total asshole?
Sarah: Who, Andrea? No, she's just cunstipated.
Sarah: Who, Andrea? No, she's just cunstipated.