Cunt Burrito
A person who is obnoxiously loud and unappealing. Known for causing extreme rage in other people. Most people who interact with such a person are consumed with an inescapible urge to chop this person's head off and shove it very far up a lower orifice. Often emits the smell of scallops.
Girl: "Watch it, boy, you're emitting a strong smell of scallops."
Boy: "Did you just call me a cunt burrito?"
Boy: "Did you just call me a cunt burrito?"