cunt clutter
The neglected maintenance of the vaginal region on one who has “let themselves go”; hairy, odious, and often acquiring lint in the bristled curls.
“Bro, last night at the 90’s party I met this lil shawty rocking the cutest cam toe in some neon spandex. We hit it off, right. Get back to my place, where we start making out. One thing leads to another, I pull them spandex down, and I swear it was like a horror movie. We talking cunt clutter so bad: dingle berries all in that shag carpet covering her snatch; I thought I welcomed a sewage plant to start processing out my apartment!”