Cuntcussed
When your brain has been damaged by a bitch
Everytime I fall down and get married, I get cuntcussed!
cuntcussion
The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".
"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"
cuntcussion
literal or figurative blows to the head of a man, from a woman who wields a vagina as a weapon, that have the effect of knocking a man senseless
Poor Ted was never quite the same after Devin gave him that horrible cuntcussion in 2006.
Cuntcussion
When you get hit so hard in your head, you can feel it in your cunt.
Drunk Boy: Man, I got hit so hard by that car, that I have a 'cuntcussion'
Clumsy girl: That pole hit me so hard in the head, that I think I have a 'cuntcussion'
Clumsy girl: That pole hit me so hard in the head, that I think I have a 'cuntcussion'
cuntcussion
Brain trauma from being pussywhipped too hard.
When she refused to let him go out with the guys for the third night in a row he suffered a serious cuntcussion.
Cuntcussion
When you eat out too many girls in a short time frame, making yourself dizzy, you get a Cuntcussion
"Dude, why are you so dizzy?"
"I ate out 23 girls, so now I have a cuntcussion!"
"I ate out 23 girls, so now I have a cuntcussion!"
Cuntcussion
When a person fakes a concussion to get out of things and get special treatment.
“We all know you have a cuntcussion you played in the game last night and there is no such thing as a minor concussion. You hit your head get over it, I know it’ll be hard to get over that bump on your forehead but mentally your fine.”