cunt-dinger
A guy that calls his girlfriend or wife when he's with his friends, or a social gathering that is a good time until said person does aforementioned thing.
"Caught three largemouth bass last Thursday!"
"I know Carl I was there, caught three myself. Too bad that fishing trip was a cunt-dinger."
"I know Carl I was there, caught three myself. Too bad that fishing trip was a cunt-dinger."