Cunt Dodger
is a male celebrity who is a closeted homosexual who avoids any sexual contact with a female
Remember when Clay Aiken was a Cunt Dodger
cunt dodger
A cunt dodger is someone who rubs their dick around a woman's cunt, but never actually penetrates her. It's either due to the fact that she's too tight, or she could just be way too filthy to fuck. The cunt dodge is the perfect maneuver to use when a sex crazed teeny bopper gets high on acid and tries to rape you but she is too intoxicated to tell where your dick is, but too fat to get off of you.
1) Aymen claims to have lost his virginity, but his sister says he just cunt dodged her all night.
2) "That bitch Julie likes me a lot. She even pays me money to be seen in public with her. But when it comes time for us to fornicate, I just pull the ol' cunt dodger on her and claim that it's because she's too tight."
2) "That bitch Julie likes me a lot. She even pays me money to be seen in public with her. But when it comes time for us to fornicate, I just pull the ol' cunt dodger on her and claim that it's because she's too tight."
cunt dodger
A gay man- someone who avoids cunts.
"How come all those girls are hanging around Paul?"
"Didn't you know, he's a cunt dodger, and they're his fag hags."
"Didn't you know, he's a cunt dodger, and they're his fag hags."