Cuntfaced
A jockular, uniquely masculine state of mind induced by binging on alcoholic drinks in a patriarchal social environment, resulting in extremely aggressive behaviour towards both people and objects.
U wot?? U fackin' cunt!! I'm fackin' cuntfaced tonite I fackin' tell thee, u cunt!! Now get the fackin' beers in!!
Gentleman:
Ra ra ra... absolutely... oh and Darling, could you tell Lady Beldeviere I can't make dinner at the estate tonight? I'm getting cuntfaced with the chaps from the Country Club, don't you know what-what.
Lady:
Sweetheart, I don't quite understand that appalling term...
Gentleman:
Just run along now dear.
Gentleman:
Ra ra ra... absolutely... oh and Darling, could you tell Lady Beldeviere I can't make dinner at the estate tonight? I'm getting cuntfaced with the chaps from the Country Club, don't you know what-what.
Lady:
Sweetheart, I don't quite understand that appalling term...
Gentleman:
Just run along now dear.
cuntface
1. A word used to describe a stupid bitch who thinks everyone loves her, when in fact the whole world hates her.
2. A girl who names her vagina bunny foo.
3. A dumbass who moved out of the coolest room ever and into a shitty room with shitty roommates who eventually deserted her, leaving her to live all alone under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye.
2. A girl who names her vagina bunny foo.
3. A dumbass who moved out of the coolest room ever and into a shitty room with shitty roommates who eventually deserted her, leaving her to live all alone under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye.
Kristin: "Remember that one girl that used to live with us?"
Emily: "Which one? We've had 4 roommates so far this year."
Kristin: "I'm talking about the really ugly one with blonde hair and huge eyes."
Emily: "Oh yeah, I remember that girl. She was such a cuntface."
Emily: "Which one? We've had 4 roommates so far this year."
Kristin: "I'm talking about the really ugly one with blonde hair and huge eyes."
Emily: "Oh yeah, I remember that girl. She was such a cuntface."
cuntface
Anyone who is a former, current or future member of the infamous Paul family.
Jake Paul, Greg Paul, Logan Paul are massive cuntfaces due to their lack of functioning brain cells
Cuntface
a complete asshole. so much of a fucker that he/she doesn't belong in this planet. See shitfucker.
Kim Jong Il is a cuntface.
cuntface
a stupid bastard not even worthy of knowing his own name
man the boss is a cuntface
Cuntface
A cuntface is someone who is extremely ugly but a cunt with it
Jimmy: Oi Andy you are one massive cuntface
cuntface
A person who's personality is so worthless, their face has taken on the shape of a vagina.
"Hi Amrei, maybe we can go cheer for Bush today."
"No Jenny, go away. You are such a stupid cuntface."
"No Jenny, go away. You are such a stupid cuntface."