cuntfortable
Staying with a girl that you don't really like just so you won't have to find someone else to have sex with.
'Damn! Jenny drives me nuts, but the relationship is just so cuntfortable...'
Cuntfort
A failed attempt to provide a woman with a sexual release
I tried to make this woman happy but she put me in the cuntfort zone.
cuntfortable
Person who is comfortbale with those who use the word cunt
I'm cuntfortable with this cunt. He's a good cunt from waaaay back.
Cuntfortable
Being comfortable enough with a person that you can call them a cunt and they won't get offended.
How's your new job going? Are you cuntfortable with anyone yet?
Cuntfort Food
Fish Taco, Fur Burger etc
I had a lovely Fish Taco from the Muff Diner last night.
Real Cuntfort Food.
Delicious!
Real Cuntfort Food.
Delicious!
Cuntforted
comfortable. free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind
When my wife got home from work I could tell she was having a rough day, so I laid her down on the bed put on the miner's hat and cuntforted her