cuntifous
an extreme cuss for a bitchy cunt.
i hate that fuckin cuntifous amanda!
cuntifer
A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.
I can’t belive how evil Jennifer is being . She really is a cuntifer!
cuntification
The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.
Total cuntification in this town.
cuntificate
When a chick rambles on and on about bullshit.
Did you see Cuntaleezza Rice cuntificate before the 9/11 Commission? Shameless.
Cuntificating
Pontificating, but in a very cuntish way.
Susan wouldn't stop cuntificating about the virtues of a vegan diet while telling Amy vaccines were a scam.
He cuntificated for hours about craft beers.
He cuntificated for hours about craft beers.
cuntificate
'Qualifications' which are only good in proving that you are a cunt. Word derived from Certificate and Cunt, obviously.
Billy: Dad! Dad, I got that GNVQ in Bussiness Studies, that I spent the last two years trying to obtain
Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.
Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.
Cuntificate
To be on one's period/menstruating.
I began to cuntificate yesterday.