Cunting license
A cunting license is a permit to do/say Cuntish things. Used in a rhetorical fashion.
Steve: I don't understand why people with depression don't just get over it.
Reasonable person: I'm going to need to see your Cunting license and registration please.
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Sir, are you aware how fast you were cunting?
Reasonable person: I'm going to need to see your Cunting license and registration please.
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Sir, are you aware how fast you were cunting?