cunt killer
Large penis which will inflict pain on the female recipient during sex.
That donkey's penis is a real cunt killer.
anaconda cunt killer
A dildo that is so substantial that it will render any woman who dares to use it unable to walk for several days.
Amy: Jesus Christ I can barely walk today...
Jessica: That probably because you stuffed yourself with that anaconda cunt killer last night.
Jessica: That probably because you stuffed yourself with that anaconda cunt killer last night.