Cuntload
A fucking lot. Similiar to fuckload, but more by a factor of 10. This is due to the increased severity of the prefix.
Yer, I'll bring a cuntload of bread over, we're gonna get the munchies big time on this hydro shit.
cuntload
(noun) A very large amount. Akin to truckload. Literally, an ample seminal deposit, or load, in the vagina.
I’ve got a cuntload of rubbish to trundle off to the curb.
metric cuntload
A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.
Mang, I picked a metric cuntload of apples today! Let's make some cider!