Cuntlumbo
A woman, usually on her rag, that investigates, interrogates and or psychoanalyzes everything a man says or communicates to her. Usually, this has to do with the man's whereabouts or who he's associating with. However, because this is female rationale, it really can be about anything, and is usually unjustifed and unwarranted.
Him: "Sorry I'm late, I stopped in for drinks after work"
Her: "Where did you stop in at? What time did you get there? How long were you there?" Who was with you? Did you fuck some slut too? I bet it was that whore Lisa from your office"
Him: "Holy shit Cuntlumbo, should I get a fuckin lawyer or what?"
Her: "Where did you stop in at? What time did you get there? How long were you there?" Who was with you? Did you fuck some slut too? I bet it was that whore Lisa from your office"
Him: "Holy shit Cuntlumbo, should I get a fuckin lawyer or what?"