cuntpie

A delicious morsel between a female friend's or girlfriend's legs, also can be undelicious. The color can be pink, dark pink and crusty, rugged/thick, or soft and delicate kind of like a flower. Even though the cuntpie may have a foul oder does not mean it is unedible, it is highly recommended to steer clear of this unwanted pie and is usually common sense to do so but some individuals enjoy face planting themselves into a stinky cuntpie. Happy eating and don't forget to pick the wire from your teeth if need be.

Dumbass, cunt, douchebag, basically a different way of calling someone a cunt with a hint of humor. can also be a noun.