Cuntraction
The act of contracting, when it applies to STDs gotten from women.
I think I may have cuntracted brosyphilis this weekend from Allen's girlfreind. This is a most unfortanate cuntraction.
cuntract
being in a relationship; having a girlfriend.
Hey Mike you coming to the party tonight? Jimmy's bringing some girls that are down to party. Why you offering me this? You know I'm under cuntract.
cuntract
A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:
She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?