cuntry blumpkin
The act of giving someone head while the recipient is defecating in an outhouse.
I hear Miley Cyrus gives a great cuntry blumpkin!
cuntry blumpkin
Licking a woman's pussy to the point of orgasm while she sits on a toilet and defecates.
In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.
Cuntry Blumpkin
A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck
Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!