Cunt Smasher
A phrase used to express anger and frustration.
Also describes a guy who enjoys rough sex.
Also describes a guy who enjoys rough sex.
Fuck, I can't find my keys, "Cunt Smasher!"
Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.
Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.
Cunt Smasher
A heavily armed interpretive sex dancer, with a poorly hidden agenda, but not nipples. Essentially a medieval love porcupine. See instructions below to have mind blown, and ladies, prepare for a virtual "cunt smashing"; eye protection advised.
Type "Cunt Smasher" into googly video search. Enjoy
Type "Cunt Smasher" into googly video search. Enjoy
After the show, "Cunt Smasher" was kind enough to smash my cunt beyond all but dental recognition. I'm still picking up the peices, and I needed multiple blood transfusions; but my lord was it worth it.
cunt smasher
Any Glass object such as an ashtray, pint glass or cocktail pitcher used to strike somebody, usually in a public house.
"Well officer, he took a swing at me so i smacked him in the face with my cunt smasher"
"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"
"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"