cuntstipation
(n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.
For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).
For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).
Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"
Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."
Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."
Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."
Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."
cuntstipated
Verb: cuntstipate
1. cause to be cuntstipated
Adjective: cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals
1. cause to be cuntstipated
Adjective: cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals
Stan: Hey Greg, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.
Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.
Cuntstipated
Emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in 1 day!!
Fuk me, i feel so cuntstipated today....
Cuntstipated
A dating dry-spell. Not having the pleasures of the company of a woman in a very long time.
Gary: "When was the last time you got laid?"
Jeff: Dude, I've been cuntstipated for 4 months now."
Jeff: Dude, I've been cuntstipated for 4 months now."
Cuntstipated
(noun) - When a bitch or cunt is out of character by being nice.
Suzie is being really nice, maybe she's changed.
No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.
No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.
Cuntstipated
When a woman does not get her period on time
"Hey, Martha I got my period, and we are best friends. Did you get yours?"
"No, not yet, Shirley. I've been feeling cuntstipated. "
"No, not yet, Shirley. I've been feeling cuntstipated. "
Cuntstipated
When a bitch is so stuck in her ways and won't listen.
Being so bitchy that nothing else is going to change it.
Being so bitchy that nothing else is going to change it.
Marissa: Wow, did you notice how bitchy Sheila has been recently?
Margret: Yeah. She's been cuntstipated for a few days now.
Margret: Yeah. She's been cuntstipated for a few days now.