Cuntsuela
A portmanteau of "cunt" and the Spanish name "Consuela". Really good to use when you need to use the "cunt word" but need to keep it subtle.
1) My mom was bitching at me all afternoon long. She's being a real cuntsuela today.
2) I hate that girl. That cuntsuela needs to stop talking shit about me on facebook.
2) I hate that girl. That cuntsuela needs to stop talking shit about me on facebook.