Cunt spoon
A spoon that a woman puts under her vagina during her period so the blood doesn't pour all over the floor.
I bought my mom a cunt spoon for her birthday because i knew her 28 day cycle had started.
cunt with a spoon
when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)
man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon