Cupcake Breakfast
A traditional San Francisco meal served on early weekend mornings. It consists of shoving a cupcake into a sleeping (usually hungover) friend's mouth and yelling "CUPCAKE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!"
"Zzzzzzzz......."
*shove cupcake in mouth*
"mmmphhh" *spit* "what the fuck?!?"
"HAHAHA!!!! CUPCAKE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!"