Curb Douche
n. Someone who, purposefully or due to ignorance, parallel parks in such a way that space sufficient for two cars is taken up by his/her one car.
Aaron: Josh, you should pull up all the way to those garbage cans.
Josh: Why? We're right in front of Vanessa's house.
Aaron: Yeah but more people will be coming and parking's a bitch. Don't be such a curb douche.
Josh: Why? We're right in front of Vanessa's house.
Aaron: Yeah but more people will be coming and parking's a bitch. Don't be such a curb douche.