Curb Fairies
Mythological creatures that remove random items from one’s trash before scheduled pick up.
I put that coffee table on the street, and the curb fairies had it before sun up.
Curb Fairies
Mysterious beings that remove items for possible repurpose from one’s curb the day before trash day.
Place that old coffee table out tonight. The curb fairies will snag it long before the trash man comes tomorrow.