Curly Wurlies

Pubic Hair, particularly in the crotch area.

When you are eating someones hairy ass and using your tongue you swirl the anal hair into a curly spiral and you tongue punch it into their anus.

Someone who chats a lot of breeze all the time.

Popular in the 60's and 70's, the Curly Wurly is the act of inserting ones finger to the second knuckle, bending at the first knuckle and twisting counterclockwise as to create a hook to scrape encrusted poo off of the anus walls.

A homsexual individual with apauling footballing skills (tends to do too many pass-backs). Often has many realtions, allthough very few are brothers, sisters, aunts, the majority of all relations tend to be uncles. Curly wurlys often have unreasonably large afro's making them terrible to sit behind in cinemas. Another characteristic of the curly wurly is its love of all MEAT products. Vulnerable to only three things: Vegetables, Manchester United insults and members of the Female species.

The act of when you attach a dildo to a drill and stick it a woman's anus at full blast.

When you fuck a girl in the ass with a corkscrew