Curofen
A beasting painkiller. Made primarily from unicorn tears, Curofen is extremely rare. It has magical healing powers and can cure any ailment. Side effects include: increased awesomeness and sexual attractiveness.
Fit Guy: 'Think im getting swollen glands'
Awesome Girl: 'You should try Curofen, its the baws of all painkillers'
Awesome Girl: 'You should try Curofen, its the baws of all painkillers'