Currenti
If you have the last name Currenti you are sure to be Gay (especially when first name Sam)
Oh, your gay! You must be a Currenti
Currentious
When water has current.
Guy 1: *Drowns in water*
Guy 2: I told him it was currentious there!
Guy 3: Yep.
Guy 2: I told him it was currentious there!
Guy 3: Yep.