Curtle
A Curtle is created when a cat shags a turtle. There are not many cases, but one outspoken turtle came out of its shell claiming to have been raped by a cat - resulting in a curtle. Curtle's have the main body of the cat, turtle tail and head, with fury turtle legs. The shell is inside it around its heart, so this is one resistant little fucker - in short, you can drive over it, kick it or even have your retarded half-brother smash it against a tree - it will live on and hunt you down - slowly...
Holy freakin shit - curtle!
Frank...Frank! Look, its a cat shagging a turtle!
Frank...Frank! Look, its a cat shagging a turtle!
turtle curtle
1.) dropping a deuce on somebody's back and forcing that person to crawl around on all fours like a turtle
" i was boinking Greasy Pablo last night and as i finished up i made her do the turtle curtle"
curtled cooter
-meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.
Snagglepuss has a curtled cooter. I bet it's oozing all over the seat.
curtle smudge
Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.
"I love to curtle smudge trees so much!"
ME:"Right onn"
ME:"Right onn"
turtle curtle
the act of punching babies in the face
I was boinkin Pablo when i saw a picture of young Andrew, and then i felt the urge to give him a turtle curtle.
turtle curtle
1.) the act of punching babies in the face
I was boinking Marge last night and then i was overwhelmed with the feeling of giving some babies a turtle curtle.