custard
A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.
Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody wordmayonnaise/word. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)
custard
Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.
That doorman is a right fucking custard!!
custard
A portmanteau of customer and retard.
I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.
custard
Seminal male ejaculate
"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"
custard
When you dont know what to say
Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard
Person 2: Custard
custard
cunt bastard
That George Dubya is a right piece of custard.
custard
Soft Serve ice cream in South Jersey.
"I'd like a medium vanilla custard on a cone with chocolate jimmies."