Custard Tart
A slut with a bad spray on tan.
1. "Jersey Shore is full of custard tarts."
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"
Custard Tart
When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.
Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?
Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?
Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?
Custard tart
When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.
F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!
Custard tart
When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.
F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!
Custard tart
Cold hearted, sloppy excuse for a nice person
Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?