Cwauley
Usually defined as an anorexic dog, but it can also be used as and anorexic person, with arms to longs for his/her body.
Dogs - Can I come to your house and pet your Cwauley tonight?
Humans - Are you Cauley? Because you look like a Cwauley to me.
Humans - Are you Cauley? Because you look like a Cwauley to me.