CWG

She's a CWG baby, wanna shot gun when I'm riding dirty, wanna role a tight one when I'm driving funny.

the Corny White Girl, typically of high school/college age, CWGs are known to adapt to their surroundings, often taking corny facebook/myspace pictures in the process, CWGs are usually found in extremely tacky attire including leggings/uggs/hollister/american apparel/basically mall clothes, they will often accessorize with oversized gucci,versace (insert irrelevant designer here) sunglasses and the obligatory chanel bag, the CWG's favorite day of the year is halloween, where they will ritualistically dress up in extremely revealing/corny costumes, and of course take plenty of pictures to share with their fellow CWG/Bro (see Broseph,Bro,Douchebag) friends, last but not least it should be known that Corny Whiteness can be remedied with the help of a professional, but like VH1's Celebrity Rehab, the CWG often will deny that she has a problem whilst repeating why she is hotter/better than you.

.. do you really need examples? we've all seem them. You will usually find a CWG lurking around the suburbs wearing vans, plaid shorts, and have too much make up on their ugly face.

don't be such a cwg!

Real messed up that CWGs don’t give a fuck bout Asian men until they hit 50s when suddenly they get the urge to date Asian men in their 20s.

CWG: Omg did you see that post on tumblr!

CWG2: I was at Starbucks and telling this girl about a Mean Girls quote
CWG: OMGG can't wait for Coachella this year!

"Dang that CWG is looking extra frosty today"!