cyber blumpkin
The act of taking a dum, crap, or shit while chatting to a man and/or woman about getting a blowjob.
My favorite new activity is cyber blumpkin. I don't even have to get of the toilet and I can cyber!
Cyber Blumpkin
The act of receiving cunnilingus or felatio while playing video games.
Last night I was receiving a cyber blumpkin from some noob, so I grabbed a keyboard, wrapped my arms around their back, and proceeded to play SWTOR for the next 15 minutes.