cyber-shank
To masturbate whilst defecating, simulanteously looking at porn on the internet
I haven't had a shag in ages, I'm off for a cyber-shank.
Cyber Shanked
The result of being called out so hard via social media that it could be comparable to a prisoner getting "shanked".
Chris cyber shanked Chastity so hard for being such a trifling ass hoe, no one has seen her in days.