Cyclopsing
Cyclopsing is the act of placing ones forehead gently or not gently on ones perineum aka the gooch, rotating the head by 15° to align one eye parallel to the rectum. The tongue is then used to fondle the sphincter till desired effect is achieved.
I have sustained a torticollis from cyclopsing last night
cyclopsical
Adj: describing a selfie of a person with only half their face.
"Did you see her selfie?"
"Yeah it was so Cyclopsical"
"Yeah it was so Cyclopsical"
cyclopsing
The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.
Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.
cyclopsing
When your at a bar with your shades on even when its dark so you could have amazing perv on the women.
I was down at my local having a sunday session doing some cyclopsing
cyclopse
What my ex boyfriend used to refer to as his dick.
Watch out... there's a cyclopse under the covers.
cyclopse
When you are high and both of your eyes are red, you put eye drops in one eye and then you are cyclopsed.
Youre so cyclopsed right now.
Cyclopse Smack
Take your penis and smack your girlfriend in the eye.
Cyclopse smack me babe!