Cyrixed
A two-faced man capable of ass-destruction.
The Cyrixed had already raped 42 people in less than 2 hours.
Cyrix
Cyrix Corporation was a company that manufactured central processing units until it collapsed. Their chip designs came from improved versions of Intel chips that were tediously reverse-engineered in-house and made to perform everyday tasks faster while operating at lower speeds.
A Cyrix chip?! Why do you still have a CPU made by Cyrix?!