ain't got no skate
Ur no fun whatsoever. Ur presence is enough to cause a holocaust of boredom among ur peers. Commonly used by skaters who think they're the shit but they're not.
Person A aka Skater : Duuddeee how u doin man. Just gonna say awesome for no reason dude. Awesome
Person B: Ok...
Skater: Dude ur no fun u ain't got no skate man
Person B: At least I got a life
Skater: Whatevs
Person B: Ok...
Skater: Dude ur no fun u ain't got no skate man
Person B: At least I got a life
Skater: Whatevs