Czach
A hairy fucken' Czech man. Perpetually writing mid-terms and cleaning his garage. He is a good friend of gingers, tall blondes, and East Indians. He enjoys the outdoors, the taste of fish, and putting some sauce in that vausche.
Stranger: Hey what's your name?
Czach: My name is Czach, bitch.
Czach: My name is Czach, bitch.