Dadded
When someone who isnt a dad, says a dad joke to spmeone who is a dad. That dad is allowed to evoke the rights of "dadded" by telling an even lamer dad joke
Jake says to his father "how do you make an octopus laugh?? Ten tickles"
Jakes dad replies " two men walk in to a bar, you would of thought one of them would of seen it "
** jake has been dadded**
Jakes dad replies " two men walk in to a bar, you would of thought one of them would of seen it "
** jake has been dadded**
Dad
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Dad
something that vanishes
my dad went *poof gone*
dad
gone
dad went to get the milk 15 years ago
Dad
A person that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster.
Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
The DADS
The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.
"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"
Dad
Something that will run and never come back to you
Teacher: come on class let’s learn about boomerangs
Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang
Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang