DaddyDoesDoggie

Used when your Papa is into poking animals. Originated around 13-14th century when the Church was coming into prominence. Getting laid was an impossible task and promiscuity was quite prevalent. And they had too many horny daddies to account for. Many Brits, took to doin' animals on their farm and brought the tradition to the Americas in the 18th century. Still alive in certain regions of this country.