daddy's secret sauce
A mixture of mayo, honey mustard, and fermented horse semen. Often used to on McDonald's burgers and high end lube.
Dude!! Jacking off last night was so great! I used Daddy's secret sauce to lube it up!!!
Big Daddy's Secret Sauce
Semen produced by a hippopotamus
Dude 1:What's that all over you?
Dude 2:I was standing too close to the hippopotamus enclosure and got Big Daddy's Secret Sauce all over me!
Dude 2:I was standing too close to the hippopotamus enclosure and got Big Daddy's Secret Sauce all over me!