dad lore

Dad lore is when your dad tells you the stories of his life before he met your Mother. These seem amazing compared to your childhood

Random Evening
Son: Hi Dad do you have any stories?
Dad: Let me tell you about my Dad lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion

dad lore

A story your dad tells you about his life before you were born

Kid: Dad, tell us some dad lore
dad: okay, I used to be a knife salesman and I accidentally cut myself. I went to the hospital and I actually sold a knife to the doctor

dad lore

He went for bread or milk

Dad: "We run out of milk!"
You: "Then go and buy some"
Dad: "Bye-bye forever!"
You: "It is my dad lore"

Dad Lore

Those stories of your dad's childhood that have your jaw on the floor. These are often unprompted.

Me: Hey dad, can we get some drinks?
Dad: You know, son, back in 1989 I had a girlfriend named Carol. We outran the police once because we used to steal alcohol from convenience stores.
Me: What the fuck
Dad: I had a buddy in the police force so we always got away with it. But sure, yeah, let's get some soda.
Me: I didn't need this dad lore, but thanks...

俚语	dad lore
释义	dad lore Dad lore is when your dad tells you the stories of his life before he met your Mother. These seem amazing compared to your childhood Random Evening Son: Hi Dad do you have any stories? Dad: Let me tell you about my Dad lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion dad lore A story your dad tells you about his life before you were born Kid: Dad, tell us some dad lore dad: okay, I used to be a knife salesman and I accidentally cut myself. I went to the hospital and I actually sold a knife to the doctor dad lore He went for bread or milk Dad: "We run out of milk!" You: "Then go and buy some" Dad: "Bye-bye forever!" You: "It is my dad lore" Dad Lore Those stories of your dad's childhood that have your jaw on the floor. These are often unprompted. Me: Hey dad, can we get some drinks? Dad: You know, son, back in 1989 I had a girlfriend named Carol. We outran the police once because we used to steal alcohol from convenience stores. Me: What the fuck Dad: I had a buddy in the police force so we always got away with it. But sure, yeah, let's get some soda. Me: I didn't need this dad lore, but thanks...
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