dad me
This is used when a girl wants you to be her “daddy” and smash on her.
Oooo I want jerrin to Dad me 😏👅
dad-me-down
A garment or other item that has been passed on from a father to a child. A hand-me-down, but specifically from dear old Dad.
Misha says, "Hey, cool Hawaiian shirt!" and Travis replies, "Thanks, it's just a dad-me-down."
My dad beats me
A saying that some idiots say to make others feel bad for them and to get the special treatment
"My dad beats me for eating his pain pills. Ha ha dad, I can't feel the cricket bat!"
Me dad's in the army
A reasoning phrase that is often used as a credible excuse even though it may not be true. Implies superiority or immunity.
Prase can be slightly modified to be used as a compliment.
Prase can be slightly modified to be used as a compliment.
(A)
Jhonno and crew: "Bucko, you're too pissed to drive ya friggin knob"
Bucko: "Its alright boys, me dad's in the army"
- (everybody knows that his dad is not in the army, but thats ok.)
(B)
Bucko: "Did ya hear about Smithy draggin that undercover cop the other night then borin up a darky out the front of his ex's?"
Jhonno: "Yeah man, his dad must be in the army"
Jhonno and crew: "Bucko, you're too pissed to drive ya friggin knob"
Bucko: "Its alright boys, me dad's in the army"
- (everybody knows that his dad is not in the army, but thats ok.)
(B)
Bucko: "Did ya hear about Smithy draggin that undercover cop the other night then borin up a darky out the front of his ex's?"
Jhonno: "Yeah man, his dad must be in the army"
my dad left me (story)
My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*
broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)
Why did my dad leave me
He said I was a failure and he never wanted to see me again
Yo why did my dad leave me. Hit the fortnite.
Why did my dad leave me
You are an absolute disappointment and most likely the end of your bloodline
“Why did my dad leave me?”
“I don’t know Tyler MAYBE because you play league and are subscribed to Dream”
“I don’t know Tyler MAYBE because you play league and are subscribed to Dream”