Dadness
Act of being a dad. One who has a child and is forever trapped in life.
"Bill, get the fuck out of here with that dadness"
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Dad
something that vanishes
my dad went *poof gone*
dad
gone
dad went to get the milk 15 years ago
Dad
A person that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster.
Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
The DADS
The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.
"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"
Dad
Something that will run and never come back to you
Teacher: come on class let’s learn about boomerangs
Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang
Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang