Dad noises
Grunting, clearing of throat, non understandable talking under breath, snot rockets etc
Frank's on the porch making dad noises again. He's gross
The Dad Noise
A small "Uh" which is unexpectedly released whilst bending over.
"Well when he bent over he made this funny noise!"
"Oh my god, that's the dad noise!"
"Oh my god, that's the dad noise!"